HOPE ITS MAKE YOU LAUGH...

HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF
INDIA:

Scenario 1 :
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That's MUMBAI.

Scenario 2 :
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are in PUNJAB

Scenario 3 :
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace. The first two get together and beat him up.
That's DELHI.

Scenario 4 :
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a tea stall.
That's AHEMDABAD

Scenario 5 :
Two guys fighting and a third guy comes along then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.
You are in KOLKATA

Scenario 6 :
Two guys fighting and third guy comes nearby house and says, "Don't fight in front of my place, go somewhere else ."
That's KERALA

Scenario 7 :
Two guys fighting third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drink beer and abuse each other and go home as friends.
You are at GOA

Last Scenario :
Two guys fighting. Third guy comes and shoots both of them.
You are definitely in UTTAR PRADESH